salsa mama BLOG
'cause Mama's always got something to say....
I'm slipping into a meme habit. No, it’s nothing like a nun’s habit. It’s more colorful than that.
I can’t help it. These memes are so dang funny AND effective for promoting my dual endeavors--Melt & Mold and Salsa Mama.
I have run into a little meme-related bump in the road, however. It's pretty serious, actually.
Neither of my “businesses” (when Googled) produce the intended memes. For example, Google image “Salsa Mama meme” and you get this:
It’s cute and all, but that’s not the salsa I’m talkin’ bout.
Venmo is equally problematic. Shoot, the folks there probably think I have a dance studio with all the 💃🏻💃🏻💃🏻💃🏻💃🏻💃🏻 that keep popping up when people pay me.
Using “Melt and Mold meme” (not that I thought there would actually be a Melt & Mold meme, but....) produces this:
This does nothing for my Melt & Mold business, and only gives me mom-guilt for never doing crafts with my kids.
I was starting to despair over this meme-not-matching problem, but then [cue inspirational music] discovered a meme that synthesizes both worlds perfectly.
There's gotta be a bowl of chips and salsa juuuust off of RS's right elbow and surely he just finished stretching, strengthening and possibly foam rolling. This captures everything. Now I just need to have my graphic design team get to personalizin’ it for the Salsa Mama/Melt & Mold merger.
Until then….who needs salsa delivery this week?? Most orders will be delivered FRIDAY so your salsa will be fresh for Chief's watching on Sunday.
As always, pints are $6. Cash/check/Venmo (@Erin-Schneider-13). Want to grab salsa AND visit the best market EVER, come to Lenexa Farmer’s Market Saturday morning 8:00-12:00!
Dance on, my friends, and don't forget the CHIPS!!