salsa mama BLOG
'cause Mama's always got something to say....
I often ponder what my "survival foods" would be and ask others about theirs. The definition is simple....it doesn't have to be an actual survival food (like to keep one alive) but more like "if you had to pick just one food to eat for the rest of your life---one you would never tire of---what *could* you survive on with no complaints?"
I know you might suspect I'd say Velveeta or Salsa Mama salsa. Nope. It's peanut butter. Notice the tall iced tea spoon sticking out the top. Classy, I know.
I don't know if I can over state my fondness for PB. Seriously, people. My husband recently said something like "Wow, you've really put a hurt on that jar of peanut butter. Didn't we just buy that???"
I really should have given it up for Lent, but that sacrifice might be too much.
I mention this because there have been some seriously desperate salsa fans this year. I mean, I'm really happy you enjoy it. I just hope you haven't crossed over into the "Salsa Mama is my survival food" category. Like what would you do if you were flying somewhere for Spring Break? You can't take it on the plane nor can it be shipped to your destination, so you would, I guess, not survive. Yikes! I can't have that on me.
My goal is that your Salsa Mama delivery or market visit makes you super happy, grateful, and even JOYFUL. Let’s not cross over into the dark side. Let’s avoid family arguments ("Honey! That salsa was supposed to be for dinner with your parents!!! Now our night is RUINED!") and refrain from secretive behavior, which I’ve had to gently mentioned before ("Wow, uh...I really don't know how that ended up in the back corner of the garage fridge behind all of that tall Smart Water. Weird!").
how that ended up in the back corner of the garage fridge behind all of that tall Smart Water. Weird!").
The salsa spirit should bring you TOGETHER in a healthy, happy way. In troubled waters on that front? Maybe you just need a "standing up in the kitchen chips-n-salsa dinner" to make up. Don't just SURVIVE, but THRIVE!
Awaiting your orders for Spring Break, if you're in town or can travel with it, that is!! :) Home delivery THURSDAY, March 19, 2020! Email firstname.lastname@example.org!